Programmer: Oh, crap!
A.P.: What?
Programmer: It's already monday again
A.P.: Man, every week you complain about mondays... You have to stop it. Think it could be worse...
Programmer: How could it be worse?
A.P.: Well...
(Long silence)
A.P.: Okay... You're right...
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T-shirt: Worse only if I was a programmer... OH WAIT!