PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Você é do suporte? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Cleórbete Santos"; Manager: Are you the tech support? Programmer: No, I'm a programmer Manager: Great! It also serves...(…) leia mais

Original: Cópia da tela Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Breno Alencar"; User: There's an error in your system! Programmer: What's the error? User: I don't understand it... Programmer: Okay... Take a screenshot and send it on my email User: How can I do it?(…) leia mais

Original: Quem suporta? Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Tonny */ Support: Hi. I’m visiting our client here, but he can’t find the record. What can I tell him? Programmer: Ask him to click on “remove filter” Support: He can’t. Programmer: Why not?(…) leia mais

Original: Backup Transcription ↓/* true story sent by Washington Aquino */ Programmer: Do you have an updated backup from the database? I'll need to restore it. Support: Backup??? Oh, sure, I have it... (At the computer) DROP DATABASE? OK! Programmer: Can you send me the backup, please? Support: Well... backup??? uh...(…) leia mais