Transcription ↓(You get that cup of coffee, feel that delicious smell, drink the perfect combination of flavor and caffeine, and feel you'll have a perfect day!) Programmer: Hmmmm... (But then you remember you're a programmer...) Programmer: Crap!(…) leia mais

Original: 14 de fevereiroTranscription ↓Programmer: Honey, Do you know what today is?Wife: Oh Darling... Sure I know... Today is the Valentine's day...Programmer: Valentine's what?? No, no... Today is Delphi's birthday!--T-shirt: ? begin ? end

Original: Esses clientes... Transcription ↓Boss: What a ?????! Our client is cracking the activation key of our software, to avoid to pay the monthly US$30... Programmer: Hmm... Your system was made in delphi, right? And how much did you pay on Delphi? Boss: Nothing... I'ts cracked Programmer: hmmm...(…) leia mais

Original: Separando os logs Transcription ↓/* True story sent by leandro pincini */ Boss: I want you split the log files by module to ease the reading under runtime Programmer: ok Boss: Have you finished? Programmer: Yes. Logs separated (Later...) Boss: It's very hard to read the logs the way you've done.(…) leia mais

Original: Modificações rápidas Transcription ↓/* true story sent by Fábio Gomide Nolasco */ Boss: Great job on this website. Those were well invested 90 days. Programmer: Well... I'm not a designer... So, I presented every step to you to assure it was done right Boss: It's just a matter of style...(…) leia mais

Original: O sistema não imprime Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Paulo Eduardo */ Client: The system is displaying an error when we try to print... Programmer: What's the error message? Client: It says: Printer not found Programmer: Is the printer turned on? Client: I don't know. It's under repair...(…) leia mais

Original: Contratação Transcription ↓Boss: Since Jack took that flight to sidney and we have no news about him, we decided to hire someone else Programmer: Please, tell this time you will hire someone with experience... Boss: Sure! He has a lot of experience with computers. My nephew, Justin.(…) leia mais

Original: Alguém apagou os dados Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Eric */ Coworker: There was a problem with our system Programmer: What happened? Coworker: Someone deleted some data from the database Programmer: Really? Let's do an audit (After reading the logs...(…) leia mais

Original: Quem suporta? Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Tonny */ Support: Hi. I’m visiting our client here, but he can’t find the record. What can I tell him? Programmer: Ask him to click on “remove filter” Support: He can’t. Programmer: Why not?(…) leia mais

Original: iPad S2Transcription ↓/* true story lived by airton And elias */Programmer: Man, I’m going to give an iPad to my girlfriend…A.P.: You’re going to give your girlfriend an iPad?!?Programmer: Yep…A.P.: Do you wanna date me?