Boss: Our company is merging with Mr. Carey's company, so he came to know how we do work Mr. Carey: Do you program in... Programmer: Java Mr. Carey: But... To be productive using java, the programmers need to be good Programmer: True. But tell me... In which language bad programmers can be productive?(…) leia mais
Programmer (thinking): These columns need some color... Boss: Try to put some color on that table Programmer (thinking): What color should I... Boss: Blue. There's no blue yet... Programmer (thinking): It got too dark... I need to... Boss: It's dark. Use a softer blue Programmer: Calm down! I'm still testing...(…) leia mais
Programmer: I just finished the Star Labs management systemBoss: Hmmm I think you could add some red thereProgrammer: I just finished the Democratic Republic of Libya websiteBoss: What about some red there?Programmer: I just finished the Greenpeace movement's management systemBoss: Put some red thereOriginal: Vermelho
* SOP = Spaghetti Oriented Programming Programmer (talking to A.P.): Man, I've never seen so many error messages from the compiler! Boss: So, is the program ready? We're on a deadline! Programmer: Wait... Just 2 minutes... (Coding...) 2 minutes later... Programmer: Alright! It's done! Boss: Great! A.P.(…) leia mais
Boss: From now on, you'll not use left or inner join anymore in database queriesProgrammer: But what about the performance and...Boss: It doesn't matter! only simple joins... 'cause I had to fix a bug when you weren't here and it's hard to understand when you use "left join"Original: LEFT JOIN
Jack: How can I open an .exe file on linux?Programmer: You can'tJack: There's no way to do it?Programmer: Well, you can open some programs within wine... why?Jack: Because an old friend of mine sent me some photos in file photos.exeProgrammer: (ploft)Original: Arquivo .EXE no Linux