Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Programmer: Hey Boss, so I won a free Java course taught by one of the best Java guys around at an event I attended. But the course is a week long, all day. Can I have this week off? Boss: No way! We don't use Java in nothing in this company...(…) leia mais

Transcription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Tiago Cipriano";Programmer: Hey, Alonso, I need to use your application. What's the password?Alonso: There isn’t one...Programmer: ok.Alonso: You just click the enter button, 'cause it's free software...Programmer: FACEPALM!--T-shirt: Free and promiscuous

Original: Separando os logs Transcription ↓/* True story sent by leandro pincini */ Boss: I want you split the log files by module to ease the reading under runtime Programmer: ok Boss: Have you finished? Programmer: Yes. Logs separated (Later...) Boss: It's very hard to read the logs the way you've done.(…) leia mais

Original: Modificações rápidas Transcription ↓/* true story sent by Fábio Gomide Nolasco */ Boss: Great job on this website. Those were well invested 90 days. Programmer: Well... I'm not a designer... So, I presented every step to you to assure it was done right Boss: It's just a matter of style...(…) leia mais

Original: O sistema não imprime Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Paulo Eduardo */ Client: The system is displaying an error when we try to print... Programmer: What's the error message? Client: It says: Printer not found Programmer: Is the printer turned on? Client: I don't know. It's under repair...(…) leia mais

Original: Alguém apagou os dados Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Eric */ Coworker: There was a problem with our system Programmer: What happened? Coworker: Someone deleted some data from the database Programmer: Really? Let's do an audit (After reading the logs...(…) leia mais

Original: Quem suporta? Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Tonny */ Support: Hi. I’m visiting our client here, but he can’t find the record. What can I tell him? Programmer: Ask him to click on “remove filter” Support: He can’t. Programmer: Why not?(…) leia mais

Original: iPad S2Transcription ↓/* true story lived by airton And elias */Programmer: Man, I’m going to give an iPad to my girlfriend…A.P.: You’re going to give your girlfriend an iPad?!?Programmer: Yep…A.P.: Do you wanna date me?

Original: Onde fica o café?Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Elison j. */Programmer: Man, this is my first day here... Could you answer me a question?Coworker: Say it...Programmer: Where's the coffee?Coworker: Coffee? Nobody drinks coffee here...Programmer: LET ME OUT!!!--T-shirt: No coffee, no life

Original: Nomes dos métodos Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Gabriel Fonseca */ Boss: The names of your methods aren't obvious... Programmer: What do you mean? Boss: The point is that I never know which verb was used Programmer: exclude() isn't obvious? Boss: 'Exclude' is the worst!(…) leia mais