PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓string sender; sender = "Duda Nogueira"; Programmer: Come on, stop that crap that Java is slow... Programmer: Wait, I'll show you my code to prove that Java is not slow. You'll see it... Programmer: Wait, the IDE is starting...(…) leia mais
Artigos marcados com a tag language
What language? 19/02/2015 11:30
Original: Em qual linguagem desenvolver? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Rodrigo Ottero"; (1998...) Boss: What are you arguing about? Programmer: If we should use Visual C++ or Java on the new project Boss: What are the pros and cons of each one? Programmer: Well... (Half hour later...(…) leia mais
Productivity 29/08/2011 15:02
Boss: Our company is merging with Mr. Carey's company, so he came to know how we do work Mr. Carey: Do you program in... Programmer: Java Mr. Carey: But... To be productive using java, the programmers need to be good Programmer: True. But tell me... In which language bad programmers can be productive?(…) leia mais
The best language 26/08/2011 14:00
Friend: Which language is better: java or flash? Programmer: Uh? Friend: I want to learn a programming language, because 2 friends of mine want to join me on a new business, to develop an enterprise resource planning (ERP). It will make us rich! Programmer: Any of you know how to program? Friend: No.(…) leia mais